Ben Jokes

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Ben Carson Jokes More Ben Carson Jokes

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.