Ben Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

R/explainlikeimfive

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Ben Solo Jokes More Ben Solo Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook