Ben Jokes

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink?

Supreme Liter Coke.

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!