Ben Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!