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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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What's Jeffrey Dahmers favorite ice cream?

Ben and Jerry's....

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.