What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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Where do good bees live?

A bee-have

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.