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Kevin Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.