Kevin Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a pirate drink for breakfast?

Arrrrange juice.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.