What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

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What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.