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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.