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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

A platterpuss

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.