What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.