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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.