What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why did the cat sleep under the car?

Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.