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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.