How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!