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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do