How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.