How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!