What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor