Wife: Your sense of humor.
Who are you
There's already a clock on the stove
Humor is a shift of wit...
Dad jokes
Because tea leaves.
Rohypnol
Get them back inside the camp!
Because it nose.
Laughing stock.
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)