What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!