What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos