What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."