What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey