What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.