What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.