In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Oh, what a relief!
Dwayne Johnson
It's too wet to woo.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Because they rain supreme.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
A-Dhal
9/11
It ran to the unstable.
There are poodles everywhere!
Because they're in a depression.
Because it's too wet to woo.
For drizzle.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
A drizzly bear, of course
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
It makes their makeup run.
It wasn't raining.
Toowet Towoo
A drizzly bear.
BAAAHH RAIN!
A drizzley bear.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
An umbrellaphant!
Patty O'Furniture.
To keep each udder dry.
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
Because it dampened his spirits.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
It was raining cats and dogs
They're both raining bodies
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
He was the raining champion.
They both want to make it rain.
The coming of the Lord.
Raining elephants!
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
They coalesce
No Drought.**
The sun!
I told you it would rain, dear.
A rain of terror
Too wet to woo'!
The ocean
Too-wet-to-woo.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Stegosaur-rust!
Boooooooooooooots
A very wet sense of humor
To stop getting wet!
Both are a glaze
Turn on their windshield vipers.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
A furrycanine
Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
He missed the rains down in africa
An elephant with an umbrella!
A waynebow.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
A wet one.
When it's raining cats and dogs!
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
A) Hailing taxis!
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Paddy o' Furniture
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
When they dance they make it rain.
Adam you gotta try this!
Because these colors don't run.
Flatman and Ribbon
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
Heinzenburg
To catch her false teeth.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Happy new ears Eve!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!
A Robber Ducky!
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Ruff!
