How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!