How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.