How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies