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How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course