How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs