How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!