What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk