What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.