What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.