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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.