What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.