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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.