What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.