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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry