What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.