What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

Cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.