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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.