What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.