What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.