What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).