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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Bolzano! Bolzano who?

Bolzano the door!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.