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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.