What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.