What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.