What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.