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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?