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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!