What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.