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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.