What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!