What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.