What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.