Employee Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...