Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...