You have to read ursine.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
There's really no sure way to know.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
A topical rainforest.
Bare Grylls
They like to express the right to bear arms.
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Tequila Mockingbird
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
