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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!