How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What do blind trains read?

Raile!

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".