How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places