How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.