How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'