The bear minimum
None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
From their mother's computerus.
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'