How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum