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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum