How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum