50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
I don't know...
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Light bulb.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
She's almost as smart as a man.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
When their time is up.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
The leash goes slack...
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
An envelope!
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
