50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Relatively few
It was unmiscible.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!
Hodor! Hodor!
Depends on which method you try....
Your Honor.
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Offswitch.
Because she was too basic
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
The couch pulls out...
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Hey guys, watch this!
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
