50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
7
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Who cares...
A cataract
I do.
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
50 Shades of Earl Grey
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
You Barium.
He simply croaked!
You swimming pull
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
3, and the rest are true stories.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
Hey guys, watch this!
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
