50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
A polite bulb.
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
They're married.
In Wales.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Pants 50% off
50 shades of grey's anatomy
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Prepear for the end.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Once in a blue moon.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
An envelope!
As Many Times As It Wants!
Hey guys, watch this!
The lift attendants have jobs.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!