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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!