What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork