What do you call it when you play tug-o...

War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Pull Pork Jokes More Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork