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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork