Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Pull Pork Jokes More Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Roseanne Barr Jokes More Roseanne Barr Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.