Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

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What video game console can you not be upset while playing?

The Nomad

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.