Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Roseanne Barr Jokes More Roseanne Barr Jokes

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.