Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Toot Jokes More Toot Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common