Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

March Madness Sale

Love

$5.99

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

You might also enjoy:

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a young calf?

A new moo!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

Pull Pork Jokes More Pull Pork Jokes

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Toot Jokes More Toot Jokes

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Roseanne Barr Jokes More Roseanne Barr Jokes

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.