When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Ecologist Jokes More Ecologist Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.