When he recycles garbage into ham.
There was a porkward silence
A ham ham.
Because they called it garbage.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because he is always recycling
Because it wasn't recycled.
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
