Ham Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.