What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger