What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Kermit the frogs fingers

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Kermit the frog's finger