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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers