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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger