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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers