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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger