What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.