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What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.