How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.