How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.