How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.