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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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He starts coffin...

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.