What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.