What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

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Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.