What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

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Who is Shrek's favorite basketball player?

Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don