What is Shrek's favorite book?

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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What is Shrek's favorite book?

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

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