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What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.