How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don