How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Who's there! Adore! Adore who?

Adore stands between us open up!

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What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don