How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don