How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote