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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?

Chrysler Concentrate

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.