Wait for him to give it back.
Weights
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
I don't know but it would slow him down.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
He lost it.
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.