Wait for him to give it back.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
Weights
Type O positive people.
Jack-u-la!
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Taking out a provoloan
