What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.