Wait for him to give it back.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
It wanted to play squash.
Coagulations!
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Taking out a provoloan
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
