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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?

A hoppercraft!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

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What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!