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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season