What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.