What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.