What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

A retarded gorilla

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!