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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...