What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season