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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!