What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.