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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.