What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope