Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu