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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs