Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.