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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu