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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo