Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.