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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay