Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.