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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.