Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.