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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!