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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.