How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.