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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.