How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.