How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

It depends how hard you throw them.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver