How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Why don't I have a record deal?

Then I take them out and I know why.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.