How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Profession Jokes More Profession Jokes

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

What was the first profession to go all digital?

Proctology.