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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.