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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet