Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.