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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

China Jokes More China Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.