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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1