How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Who's there! China! China who?

China late isn't it!

What is China's favorite ice cream flavor?

Licorice

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.