Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.