What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile