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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse