What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile