What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower