April Sale - 20% Off

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call the definitive book on Chinese culture?

The Hanbook

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.