What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.