What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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