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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums?

Dumbo!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!