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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!