Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence