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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Chinese Restaurant Jokes More Chinese Restaurant Jokes

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

Mood Jokes More Mood Jokes

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'