Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Mood Jokes More Mood Jokes

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Hot Date Jokes More Hot Date Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

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M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do