Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who is Bobby Long?

And why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Mood Jokes More Mood Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Hot Date Jokes More Hot Date Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars