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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*