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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

1st Jokes More 1st Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

Bam Jokes More Bam Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

1st Floor Jokes More 1st Floor Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)