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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!