Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy