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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.