Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....