What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.